Dancing With Monsters

dippednv8splash:

imsoshive:

STOP BRINGING BEYONCE TO SPORTING EVENTS, BRUH!

SHE CLEARLY DOES NOT GIVE TWO FUCKS BOUT NERE SPORT OUTCHEA. 

SHE BE AT SOCCER GAMES LIKE …

SHE BE AT NBA GAMES LIKE …

SHE AT BOXING MATCHES LIKE ….

JUST LEAVE HER AT HOME FAM. LOL

Beyonce straight up leaves her body at sporting events. Jay be sitting there talking to a hollow vessel.

deadjosey:

morticiaandthediamonds:

date someone who loves your belly

gingerinksmith:

counting-sinful-stars:

paganlesbean:

super-ghostbuster:

likeits1995:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

ggothclaudia:

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.

180 lb 6′1 blacksmith, here to protect the smol bean.

fluffgawd:

onyourleftbooob:

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He deserves a bullet.